Bloke has claimed to be the 44th Sultan of Melaka, and can trace his genealogy all the way back to Sultan Mahmud Shah who ruled over Melaka at the turn of the 16th Century.
This is truly great stuff. As we all know, Melaka has one of the highest productions of Datuk-ship each year. With a real Sultan at its helm, the Datuk-ships will now acquire a royal glitter of glamour, and the asking price will surely skyrocket. Ah, the wheels of market force and what an economic windfall for Melaka.
But wait, didn’t Hang Li Poh advise Sultan Mansur Shah that “44” is bad feng shui?